Que pensent les français des anglais? (infos tirées d'un forum)Les Français sont globalement persuadés que les Anglaises sont moches.
Ils ont tort.
-Kelly Reilly <3 . Pour le reste, maudits anglais.
-Oui, ils ont tort. Pq ce sont de grosses chaudasses faciles qui kiffent à mort les français. Les français passent pour d'arrogantes personnes, et très très froides.
Par contre la bouffe anglaise est vraiment dégueulasse.
-Ils sont vachement friand du cheedar, cet espèce de fromage à l'aspect synthétique avec strictement aucun gout, ça fait un choc quand t'a l'habitude des fromages un peu plus affinés français.
-Je sais pas si c'est un préjugé, mais quand je pense aux anglais, je les vois tous manger des pancakes aux bacons avec des oeufs au petit déjeuner.
-T'as oublié les beans.
Les anglais sont des alcolos...
-popopo, ils tiennent ça de nous. C'est une de nos valeurs cheres, ils ne l'auront pas
Officier anglais : «Nous, Anglais, nous nous battons pour l'honneur, et vous les Français, vous vous battez pour l'argent !»
Surcouf : «Chacun se bat pour ce qui lui manque.»
Les anglais pensent que les français ne se lavent pas. Une vieille légende urbaine raconte qu'un français n'utilise qu'un savon par an. Ils pensent aussi que...
Le français est un lache. Il prefere se rendre et collaborer plutot que combattre (cf: Vichy)
(troll + godwin.)
La France est pleine de soit-disants intellectuels arrogants.
(En terme d'arrogance, les anglais n'ont rien à apprendre.)
Les français ont des gouts culinaires bizarres: grenouilles, escargots, cheval...
(Les anglais mangent de la merde et rêvent de la bouffe française (pour avoir connu pas mal d'english, je l'affirme))
Les français sont malpolis.
(L'anglais est pete-sec et violent.)
L'anglais est appelé ainsi à cause de ses traits anguleux. C'est pourquoi les Anglais sont tous des angulés. Tandis que le porc, lui, est un ongulé comme les Français.
Alors que le porc et le Français sont omnivores, l'Anglais mange du gigot à la menthe, du boeuf à la menthe, du thé à la menthe, voire de la menthe à la menthe.
L'anglais tond son gazon très court, ce qui permet à son humour de voler au ras des pâquerettes
-Les anglais ont un sens prononcé de l'autodérision, contrairement aux français.
-N'importe quoi, on a élu un nain hongrois mégalomane comme président ! Si c'est pas de l'auto-dérision ça...
-ça c'est un troll ou je m'y connais pas..!
-L'anglais a un humour prout prout.
-Ce sont plutot les français, ça. Enfin ce n'est pas en France qu'on verrait des Monty Python!
-voila t'a fait le tour de l'humour anglais a part les monty python y'a rien
-c'est pas en angleterre qu'on verrait mickael youn
-Et dieu merci
-Ouaip, c'est bien le seul truc pour lequel dieu sauve la reine.
Sont tous blancs comme des cadavres.
-Et en + ils sont roux
-De partout tu crois ?
-J'y avais pas pensé, essayons alors de ne pas imaginer
Les francais parlent anglais comme des vaches espagnoles
-évisséverssaaaaaa
-les anglais ne parlent rien d'autre que leur foutue langue.
-Les francais parlent anglais comme des
basques espagnoles
les anglais sont les toutous des USA.
*a vue de nez, le porte avions franco-anglais, spa poor demain*
Les anglaises sont vulgaires avec une jupe ras-la-moule et un maquillage à la truelle en boîte de nuit.
Les anglais sont ...
Les anglais viennent chez nous seulement pour acheter des tonnes de bières
Port du Havre inside
-...et des terrains.
Les Français sont chauvins.
les anglais ont pas arretez de nous faire chier depuis qu'ils ont leurs premier bateau, ils aiment le thé, ils portent des chapeaux melon, ils font rien comme les autres (conduisent a gauche, parle en pounds, inches, °farenheit...), l'anglais a un humour...anglais, ils ne parlent qu'anglais, les juges lord etc..ont tous la meme coiffure qui est depassé depuis des siecles
-Les anglais ont toujours eu un bateau, comment crois-tu qu'ils ont colonisé leur île?
Ils ont pris l'Eutotunnel
Par Ryan Air
à la nage en évitant les cargos du rail d'Ouessant?
Donc ils venaient de ce qu'on appelle actuellement France ou sont passés par la France: on a merdé quelque part...
l'anglais est ringard (by Dubosc)
Voyez la tête de Mr. Bean, on a la réponse.
Sinon les anglais pensent que les francais les detestent, ce qui est faux, mais qui a pour conséquence qu'ils nous detestent
Comme disait un écossais à un irlandais : "nous sommes alliés contre l'ennemi commun"
Ils ont brûlé Jeanne d'Arc (bon, avec l'aide de Charles VII, d'accord... )
Les "Anglais" c'était un peuple qui vivait autrefois entre le moyen-âge et les années 1970 sur l'île britannique. Ce peuple est depuis totalement disparu.
-De l'autre coté de la Manche vivent désormais des Américains, et le territoire en face de Calais fait partie des Etats-Unis d'Amérique
-y'a aussi 400 000 francais qui y vivent et Londres et la ville ou l'on parle le plus de dialectes au monde avec plus de 200 différents dialèctes parlés.
- Londres est la 5e..? 7e ville française j'ai entendu dire...
Ils nous font chier avec leurs pieds, pouces, miles & co. Peuvent pas utiliser des multiples de 10/100/1000 comme tout le monde??
Les français puent !
-Mythe réfuté par les faits. Dans un magazine Capital de l'année dernière j'avais lu que les français étaient les 2ème plus gros consommateurs d'eau pour les douches/bains.
Qqun disait: "l'intelligence c'est comme le parachute, lorsqu'on en a pas on s'écrase." ...Messieurs les anglais, sautez les premiers!.
ça, aumoins, c'était dans un forum public, et pas une page officielle ou quoi que ce soit...
Par contre la liste qui va suivre était la une du journal anglais Telegraph le vendredi avant le match france-angleterre... ce sont qui les arrogants mtn heeeein?30 reasons why we hate the French Last Updated: 12:01am BST 12/10/2007
As Les Rosbifs and The Frogs scrum down for tomorrow's Rugby World Cup semi-final, Alex Clarke and Jules Eden remind us of the infuriating habits of our cousins across the Channel
1. Because they're losers
Rugby matches played by England against France since 1906: 89. We've won 47; they've
2. Because they're aggressive
Wars fought against France since 1066: 35. We've won 23; they've won 11. Mutual defeats: 1 (American War of Independence).
3. Because of Napoleon
200 French streets, monuments and institutions commemorate the era of Napoleon, the inventor of totalitarian dictatorship.
4. And because of the Napoleon Complex
While Napoleon was actually 5ft 6.5in tall, his aggression may have stemmed from "strikingly small, infantile and undersized genitals", as revealed in his autopsy. The organ in question measured 1.25in.
5. Because they make love more than anyone else
On average, that's 137 times a year; we only manage 119 times.
6. Because everyone believes they're great lovers
But when asked about Napoleon's love-making, French good-time girl Marguerite Josephine Weimer remarked that the Duke of Wellington was "beaucoup le plus fort". Today, just 23 per cent of French people are happy with their sex lives compared to 25 per cent of Brits.
7. Because they love yappy dogs
More than nine per cent of French dog owners have a poodle.
8. But they won't clean up after them
French dog owners refuse to pick up the 5,840 tonnes of dog-doo dropped on their streets each year.
9. Because they're allergic to customer service
In London eateries, it takes an average 3.4 minutes to get a glass of water once a waiter has been alerted; in Paris it takes 17.9 minutes.
10. Because they're rude
The "Paris Syndrome" is a medically recognised type of depression which afflicts foreign visitors, caused by the sustained rudeness of French people to outsiders.
11. Because they can't wait
Many French men still prefer the convenience of a trottoir to the public WC.
12. Because they lack humour
Before the Revolution, the French spoke of l'esprit (wit), or la farce (joke) but the word "humour" had no equivalent. Not until 1932 did the French Academy allow l'humour into the language.
13. Because we've been allowed to believe that French women don't get fat
Current diet books claim that French women are thin because they eat only fresh produce, and slowly. However, French obesity rates are exploding and one in four French women is on some kind of mood-altering medication. Of course they're not hungry – they're stoned.
14. Because they do things the wrong way
The French take more suppositories than the rest of Europe combined. In 2006, they shoved 235 tonnes of pharmaceuticals up themselves. That's equivalent to 1,850 Gérard Depardieus (approx.).
15. That goes for their wildlife, too
In 1998 alone, 25 million geese and ducks were force-fed in battery farms to make foie gras: the ¤20 hors d'oeuvre.
16. Because they love Jerry
In 1963, Jerry Lewis's The Nutty Professor was voted "Best Film" in France. Le Roi du Crazy, as Lewis is known over there, holds the Legion of Honour, traditionally awarded only to victorious French generals: pretty rare.
17. And they hate Gerry
In 2005, national treasure Gérard Depardieu announced he was leaving France because: "Only the British understand me... They have a great sense of humour. It is the French who are cretins".
18. Because they think their cooking is the best in the world
They boasted 26 three-starred restaurants in the 2005 Michelin Guide. However, the guide is a French institution. Could that be why the UK had only three? Coincidence, non?
19. Because of their incessant wining
Does France still make the best wine? Not if you go by the infamous Paris Wine Tasting of 1976, when an English wine merchant organised a "blind" tasting before a jury of French experts. To their horror, they rated Californian wines as winners in both the red and white wine categories. The French press first denied any tasting had happened, then claimed the results were fixed.
20. You can't trust their wine labels either
In one 2002 case, a Burgundian vintner got jailed for rebottling 4,000 hectolitres of Algerian plonk as a much more expensive Bordeaux.
21. Because they took the cow pat... and turned it into a hat
Well, that's what the beret is, isn't it?
22. Because their legendary "Va Va Voom" is a lie
They only spend an average 19.2 minutes on foreplay. The British take 22.5 minutes.
23. Because 50 per cent of them don't even associate sex with pleasure
And 23 per cent say they would be "relieved" not to have sex for several months.
24. Because they patented the kiss
In fact, there is no actual word for "French Kiss" in French. It is simply embrasser avec la langue (literally, to kiss with the tongue). Colloquially it is referred to as rouler une pelle (to roll the spade). Only in Quebec is it "frencher".
25. Because they're big bullies
The French shoot, poison, trap, crush, stuff and then eat almost anything smaller than themselves. Box-nets are laid down across the Aquitaine countryside to trap skylarks, while Languedoc hunters blast turtledoves out of the sky.
26. Because the French health service is the best in the world
However, during a 2003 heat wave, the French health services, rated as a "world best" by the WHO, failed to prevent the deaths of 16,300 elderly people.
27. Because their country doesn't work
Employers have to pay social security taxes equal to 48 per cent of each employee's salary, so they take on fewer people, and France's unemployment rate has hovered around 10 per cent for a decade.
28. Because they get up our noses
Forty per cent of French men, and 25 per cent of women, do not change their underwear daily – and only 47 per cent bathe every day (compared to 70 per cent of the British).
29. Because they invented Sadism
France is not only the birthplace of the Marquis de Sade but also of Renault's flirty series of Ben and Sophie "Eiffel Tower v Blackpool Tower" TV ads. Talk about torture...
30. Because it's taken them a thousand years to admit we're better than them
"The standard of life of the British is higher than that of the French," said M. le President Nicolas Sarkozy, in his 2006 autobiography. Finally.
et en plus... (d'un autre site):
1 Smoking is a national pastime (cigarette manufacturing was once a state monopoly – quelle surprise!)
2 Their streets are paved with dog turd (in England we have what is known as le 'pooper scooper')
3 Their streets are lined with beggars (this rather whiffs of social problems/ industrial apathy, doesn't it, Monsieur le Ministre de l'Interior?)
4 They speak French
5 They have a habit of meaning what they don't say and saying what they don't mean – rather like
women (sorry girls)
6 No one gives a frigging centime for anyone else
7 The state or 'l'administration' has its own courts, police and legal rules, which I have to learn :-(
8 They overwhelmingly drive Pergeots, Citroens and Renaults and buy French – whatever happended to the Internal Market and the Free Movement of Goods?
9 Generally speaking they effortlessly look stylish, slim and tanned
10 Their economy is about as stagnant as a cess pool – job security is very high meaning that the incompetent remain employed while the newly qualified remain out of work
11 They are obsessed with sex and the body image
12 They drive on the wrong side of the road
13 They cannot pronounce 'h' – eg. 'Ello 'Ello
14 They cite the separation of church and state as a motivation for religious intolerance – the banning of muslim chadars and Jewish kippas in state schools etc.
15 Their mobile phone companies enjoy charging hidden fees 'hors forfait'
16 Despite being president for 10 years Jacques Chirac still regularly puts his foot in his mouth at international conventions
17 VAT stands at 19.6%
18 Unemployment at around 11%
19 In order to terminate a contract you are obliged, by law, to send a letter by registered post to the other contracting party (no wonder La Poste has managed to stay afloat – in contrast with Royal Mail)
20 Cheddar cheese is not available
21 Baked beans are not available
22 Disgestive biscuits are not available
23 Blue tac is not obtainable (got bored with 'available')
24 Students write on graph paper – lined paper is not obtainable
25 You could be forgiven for thinking that their gyms haven't received investment since the 1980s
26 Holding protest marches and strikes is a national past time
27 They are going to vote 'no' to the EU Constitution (despite having created the EU themselves 50 years ago – Jean Monnet, French foreign minister, long dead white man, remember him?)
28 Their formalism can be OTT (my lecture note print outs are headed 'Madame le Professeur...') Documents have to be stamped and you can't simply sign and date a contract – you have to state where it was signed and write out 'read and approved' as well
29 They get away with having substantial 'overseas departments' – French Guyana; Guadaloupe; Martinique etc. while the British are still labelled internationally in certain quarters as colonialist pigs.
30 They think they are internationally significant – to be fair they do have a permanent seat in the UN Security Council, rather like the British.
Eh beh.
